Telegraph Road Report

Ok. Telegraph Road Report (from June, 16, 2016 at 2:14 pm)

So! I"m flying down I-696, hands on the wheel at the 2 o'clock and 10 o'clock positions, when I spy an old beat up car driven skinny black girl, doing about 5 miles per hour on the shoulder of the road. Waddling about 10 yards behind the car is a very large black woman wearing yoga pants. Now, I don't know what was going on there, maybe the driver was just making her pal walk off a few calories. Maybe Big Momma was inspired by the recent passing of Mohammed Ali and is currently in training to enter the ring and the girl driving is her manager. Maybe Rocky 7 has begun filming in Detroit and Stallone figure's he's so old that she will be the only reasonable candidate to be the next opponent for Balboa. I don't know. And I sure as hell was not going to stop and ask! Whatever the reason for their mode of travel I wish her nothing but success in her endeavors, be it competitive boxing, launching an acting career or merely weight loss/ Let's just hope no one come along and hits her. That's a totaled car waiting to happen.

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